Well played, VAMflax, well played. I vow that my vengeance won’t be swift or entertaining. I will draw it out over decades in such a subtle fashion that you’ll have to wonder whether the misery in your life is either manifest or the machinations of critical damage staff or . . . a third thing. Good evening.

In all seriousness, I now claim clairvoyant status, which I guess makes me exactly like 95% of the rest of online game journalists.