Dicks and Dick Like Accessories

We would like to think that, yes, you can totally say and talk about dicks here at critdmg. We insist! We’re a bunch of dicks ourselves.

On a more serious note, maybe Nintendo’s shareholders should invest in things more their style. Cause I mean, who invests in video games and then gets upset when said investment talks mostly about video games and the future thereof? Maybe you want they should talk about something else? Like… maybe pet rocks? I heard that guy made a million dollars. Surely there’s something still there? It’s a whole new generation! They won’t have heard of it before!

You heard it here first folks, so you know it’s “True™,” Pet rocks making a comeback*, order now!

*Not really… but could you imagine?