And if you believe that, then I have a super successful triple a video game company that I own that I would like to sell you.

Look, in America, we’re getting laughed at about a lot of things. Education, our ability to play soccer, and our shitty shitty internet brought to you by the likes of AT&T, Verizon, Comcast and Time Warner, all of whom have gotten huge grants and tax breaks to increase the speed of the internet over the past 10 years.

Common man, is 800Mb/s down and say… 500Mb/s up really too much to ask for?